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Thanks for everything you did, Ronnie. A true comedy legend!
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Tue, October 4, 2005 - 10:19 AMA very, very sad day and he will be sorely missed.
I must say I thought he looked quite ill when the Two Ronnies presented the re run of some of their old sketches earlier this year. He had always been such a robust figure, but was looking so gaunt and drawn.
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Tue, October 4, 2005 - 10:24 AMRonnie Barker's best lines
A selection of the star's finest lines, from classic shows like The Two Ronnies, Open All Hours and Porridge.
The Two Ronnies:
On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet
Porridge:
What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the bastards grind you down
Send us your favourite Ronnie Barker line
The Two Ronnies:
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies
Porridge:
Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from 'ere?
Open All Hours:
Don't just crit there siticising!
The Two Ronnies:
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on
The Frost Report:
I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class
The Two Ronnies:
The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow
Porridge:
(Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!
The Two Ronnies:
Ronnie Corbett (shop assistant): There you are, four candles.
Ronnie Barker: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
The Two Ronnies:
Ronnie Corbett: So it's good night from me...
Ronnie Barker: ...and it's good night from him. Good night!
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Tue, October 4, 2005 - 11:03 PMGosh. I grew up with the Two Ronnies. He'll be missed. -
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Wed, October 5, 2005 - 7:36 PMI met the great man once...
He was sitting on the other side of the restaurant, at the Rep theatre in Birmingham, England.. with his family...
And i waited till he was about to leave to get his autograph on the back of a napkin as he left....
He will be sadly missed...one of the greats of comedy has left the stage...
Open all hours:
"Granville...fetch yer cloth" -
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 6:00 AMthanks for everything Ronnie, but *especially* Porridge.
Rich
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Fri, October 7, 2005 - 2:40 PMThe BAFTA programme tonight was fabulous.
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Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.
Sat, November 12, 2005 - 11:04 PM
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