Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.

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Thanks for everything you did, Ronnie. A true comedy legend!
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  • Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.

    Tue, October 4, 2005 - 10:19 AM
    A very, very sad day and he will be sorely missed.

    I must say I thought he looked quite ill when the Two Ronnies presented the re run of some of their old sketches earlier this year. He had always been such a robust figure, but was looking so gaunt and drawn.
  • Re: Ronnie Barker dies at the age of 76.

    Tue, October 4, 2005 - 10:24 AM
    Ronnie Barker's best lines
    A selection of the star's finest lines, from classic shows like The Two Ronnies, Open All Hours and Porridge.
    The Two Ronnies:
    On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet


    Porridge:
    What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the bastards grind you down




    Send us your favourite Ronnie Barker line
    The Two Ronnies:
    The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies



    Porridge:
    Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
    Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from 'ere?


    Open All Hours:
    Don't just crit there siticising!



    The Two Ronnies:
    The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on




    The Frost Report:
    I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class




    The Two Ronnies:
    The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow




    Porridge:
    (Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!



    The Two Ronnies:
    Ronnie Corbett (shop assistant): There you are, four candles.
    Ronnie Barker: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!



    The Two Ronnies:
    Ronnie Corbett: So it's good night from me...
    Ronnie Barker: ...and it's good night from him. Good night!



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